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1. blank   blank is not my lover, she's just a girl who says that I am the one.
Wrong. Try Billie Jean. (Yes, I'm picky on spelling it the way the artist did. Tough. 2077 lines of code... my perogative...(everybody's talking all the stuff about me...))

2. blank , blank , keep it down now, voices carry.

Wrong. It's hush

3. blank , blank , let it all out.
Oh no.. wrong. Sing along with me... shout shout let it all out..these are the things I was talking about....

4. You know, I wish that I had blank 's girl.
Oh no, how could you miss this one? Don't you want Jessie's girl? (For the record, Rick Springfield is the one who gender-bent the spelling. (and no you can't have the one point b/c it's also JESSIE on the wall behind him for the entire video))

5. People are blank , so why should it be
People are people. Like, duh.

6. We are living in a blank world, and I am a blank girl.
What, did you live in a Madonna free vaccume? MATERIAL girl, MATERIAL world.

7. I'll love you with all the joy of living until the lights go out in blank   blank   blank .
Early Erasure... New York City.

8. blank killed the blank star.
The first song ever played on MTV was video killed the radio star.

9. She blinded me with blank .
Lucky you for not knowing this song. She blinded him with SCIENCE. Yuck.

10. Gonna blank you up in my blank .
Shoop be doo... gonna dress you up in my love...

11. She told me to blank this way, she told me to blank this way.

Oh man.. Run DMC plus Aerosmith. She told me to walk this way.. she told me to talk this way

12. blank blank sleeping in your bed.
Who ya gonna call when there's an invisible man sleeping in your bed?

13. It's just another manic blank .
What are you doing taking this thing? Manic Monday... The Bangles??

14. I'm never going to blank again the way I blank with you. He's never gonna dance again the way he danced with you b/c guilty feet have got no rythmn.

15. blank blank are made of this, who am I to disagree.
Sweet dreams are made of this.... one odd song.

16. We're gonna rock down to blank blank .
Electric Avenue. Love will take us higher.

17. How long, how long must I blank this blank .
Think Northern Ireland... Sunday Bloody Sunday (How long, how long must I sing this song).

18. blank , blank it good.
How can you NOT know Whip it OR Push It (either would have worked)?

19. He turned to me as if to say, " blank , blank it's waiting there for you."

Hurry boy. Everybody misses this. Look up the lyrics to Africa on the cheatsheet.

20.It's the blank of the blank as we know it and I feel blank .
REM's It's the end of the world (And I feel fine)

21. Come on, pour some blank on me, in the name of blank .
Ok. Go watch ANY top hits of the 80's marathon. Looked for the one armed drummer and the scuzzy guy telling a huge crowd to pour some sugar on him in the name of love.

22. blank looks like a lady.
Think surfer transvestites.

23. Bow down before the one you blank , you're going to get what you blank
Go buy some black leather... then bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve.

24. red, red blank

25. Oh, yeah, we're blank there, oh, oh we're living on a prayer.
We're halfway there... living on a prayer

26. Make you wonder how the blank blank blank .
Makes you wonder how the other half die.. from Devil Inside? INXS?

27. blank after blank If you're lost and you look you will find me.
Time after time?? How did you miss this one?

28. Don't blank blank der kommisar's in town.

Don't turn around.

29. Our blank in the middle of our blank .
Either you get this or you don't. house/street.

30. Wet blank   blank , she's waiting, his car is warm and dry.
Bus stop. See she gets in his car and....

31. She told me to blank but I was already there.
She told me to come but I was already there? Think AC/DC.

32. Who do you want me to be to make you blank with me?
It's the 80's. Of COURSE he want's her to -sleep- with him.

33. I got my first real blank - blank , Bought it at the five-and-dime.
His first real six string.. he played it until his fingers bled.

34 . But if you see me blank blank , and the tears are in my eyes.
If you see Chicago walking by, look away.

35. Like no other, before you know it, you'll be on blank blank .
You'll be on your knees.. she's an easy lover.

36. Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of blank .
Were you part of the 80's? It must have been some kind of KISS.

37 . Can't stop now, I've traveled so far, to change this blank blank .

lonely life...

38. I don't need to fall at your feet Just 'cause you blank me to the blank
you cut me to the bone. ouch.

39 . Your moves are so blank I've got to let you know
raw.. like an egg.

40. She'll only come out blank blank , ooh Here she comes She's a maneater
She only comes out at night... she's a maneater. [Sounds like something Buffy needs to stake]

41. And the full moon that hangs over These blank in the blank
The Video That Used the Most Dry Ice Award goes to Heart for These Dreams. The lyrics is these dreams in the mist

42. Please, blank , Pull me offa my knees
Not up on your Kevin Bacon movies? Her name is Louise.

43. Come on baby, make it hurt so good Sometimes blank don't feel like it should

44. I walk along the blank blank You used to walk along with me, And every step I take reminds me Of just how we used to be.
city streets. this one would have been worth 4 points if you got it right.

45. If you blank , don't blank now. Please don't take my heart away
Leave.. both times.

46. Lay a blank on my pillow Leave the winter on the ground
You're supposed to lay a whisper on her pillow.

47. Sometimes I feel I've got to blank away, I've got to blank away
One's run, the other's get.

48. I have blank I have blank I have scaled these city walls
Go get out your copy of the Joshua Tree. Listen to it.

49. blank blank Corvette Baby you're much 2 fast
Little. Red. Corvette. Clue-phone's ringing. You better get it.

50. We gotta install blank blank Custom blank deliveries
In the song 'Money for Nothing', they installed Microwave Ovens, Custom Kitchen Deliveries....ummm...and other stuff.

51. blank blank Amadeus
Oh come on now... Rock Me Amadeus!

52. You were born in the city blank under your feet
It makes sense when you know the missing word is 'concrete'

53. My blood runs cold My blank has just been sold
His memory...his memory was sold... cuz, ya know... his highschool sweetheart was in a nudie magazine with a staple through her navel...hrm...never mind.

54. She's got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of blank blank
Her smile reminds him of childhood memories because she's his sweet chiyiyiyild.

55. You were working as a blank in a blank bar
It's ok... no one ever gets this one... Waitress... Cocktail... makes sense now?

56. It's a nice day for a blank blank
White Wedding...either you got it, or you didnt.

57. Woke up to blank And found the future not so bright
Unwow. no points. by the way, the answer is reality. I wonder if they thought of that when they were making the female condom... probably not..

58. 'Cause your friends don't blank and if they don't blank ; Well they're no friends of mine
Dance, man...Dance.

59. For just one moment To be bold and blank At your side
Naked, what else?

60. Your heart sweats, your body shakes Another blank is what it takes
Kiss...You must have been born after 1985.

61. Every blank has its blank Just like every night has it's dawn
Night, dawn, rose, thorn... I don't know, the hair bands defied explanation.

62. Sometimes you're better off blank There's a gun in your hand and it's pointing at your blank
They rhymed 'dead' and 'head'

63. You spin me right round, baby right round like a blank , baby
It's a spins round and round and round. And it uses this thing called a 'needle' that touches the 'record'...wierd.

64. Remember after the blank after all the rain I will be the blank

I don't know any of the rest of the song, but I know this line. Don't know who wrote it either, but the missing words are fire and flame. (ed. 11/1/3: about 80 people emailed me: Cheap Trick, The Flame)

65. You got a fast blank But is it fast enough so we can fly away
Car. Great song.

66. All alone I have cried silent tears full of pride in a world made of blank , made of stone.
The missing word is steel. As in, the steel the heroine in flashdance welds by day as she dances by night, trying to get into that school of her dreams. Like Fame, with strippers.

67. You're a real tough blank with a long history Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
This song was pre-1985. The missing word is cookie. Anything tougher would have had Jerry Falwell hounding her.

68. blank on the mountain top Burning like a silver flame
She's Venus, therefore she's a Goddess (not a venus!) on a mountain top, evidently Bananarama hasn't studied too many Old Master paintings.

69. When I see blank blank I can face the world, oh oh, you know I can do anything When I see you smile...

70. Let me hear your blank blank , your blank blank
If you knew that this song spawned thousands of women joining aerobics classes, would you have known the missing words were 'body talk'?

71. You could have a blank blank if you'd just lay down your tracks
The steam train mushes his head.

72. That the touch of your hand Makes my blank react
It's ok... my typist didn't get it either. Pulse.

73. Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm blank for blank
You must not have had MTV or even seen MTV during the Van Halen years. Hot for Teacher.

74. My name is Luka I live on the blank blank
Pop music tries to care about the world. Luka lives on the 2nd floor...child abuse victim.

75. I'm high as a kite and I just might blank to check you out

76. Like a drifter I was born to blank blank
drifters walk alone in Whitesnake land.

77. And there's a storm that's raging through my blank blank tonight
This storm rages in his frozen heart. Cause he ain't missing her at all. Since she's been gone. Away.

78. Think of the blank blank That we were working on
You haven't memorized the breakfast club soundtrack?!!!?? Thing of the TENDER THINGS that we were working on, slow change will tear us apart.....

79. Believe it or not I'm walking on blank
I never saw the show either... he's walking on air. He's the Greatest American Hero. Give me Wonder Woman instead anyday. (Better hair, better UnderRoos).

80. No need to ask. He's a smooth blank ,
He's bucking sexual stereotypes...cause he's a smooth operator. Must work for Sprint.

81. And I know that I'm right Cuz I blank it in the night
It's not feel. Pervert. (I hear it in the night)

82. I tell you one and one makes blank
three. cult of personality.

83. Warm smell of blank Rising up through the air
Colitas. Spanish for little tails. Most likely? Pot.

84. Her name is blank and she dances on the sand
Rio. It wouldn't work in English.. her name is river and she dances on the sand... I don't know about you, but I think hippie child, not disco-babe.

85. By order of the blank We ban that boogie sound
Based on the SO's copy of The World's Most Dangerous Places, I wouldn't try to rock the Casbah any time this decade... the missing lyric is prophet.

86. And the blank girls with the way they blank They knock me out when I'm down there
Southern girls with the way they talk....

87. Owner of a blank heart Much better than - a Owner of a blank heart
Lonely heart is better than the owner of a broken heart? The songwriter must not have belived tis better to have loved and lost than never loved at all...

88. Why do we blank at each other? This is what it sounds like when blank cry.
Scream... doves.

89. I got me a blank it seats about 20
The B52's drive a big Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail.

90. In the name of blank
Love. All 80's music was about Love.

91. In your blank I am complete
Eyes. You should have guessed this one...

92. Everybody knows blank aint allowed in blank
Smoking/school. I'm still trying to imagine Motley Crue in ANY school.

93. All we want is life beyond the blank
Thunderdome. Mel Gibson, Tina Turner, Midgets, Chainsaws, Bungie Cords.

94. Like a blank cutting for the very first time

Surgeon. Weird Al does Madonna.

95. I cannot blank I cannot blank

Metallica. One. A video based on a song based on a book. Johnny Got His Gun. I cannot live, I cannot die.

96. blank just don't understand
Parents. 80's music boiled down: Parents vs. Love.

97. Don't push me I'm close to the blank
Edge. Early rap.

98. Your mom threw away your best blank
Porno Mag. Go mom.

99. I come from the land blank blank
Tsk. Tsk. Land down under? Men at work? Vegemite???

blank not blank rule my world
You need to listed to more Squiggle. Women not girls rule his world.

Bonus Question 1: My heart's on fire blank Oomp-ba-pa-mou-mou
Country music existed in the 80's too... this one's about a lady named Elvira

Bonus Question 2: I've got friends in blank places.
Oh my. Nice little cultural vaccuume you live in.(LOW places)

Bonus Question 3: Yes, I'm only a blank , And I'm sitting here on capitol blank .
He's only a bill and he's sitting there on capitol hill. At least I didn't ask you about the excerise your choppers song.

No bonus for telling me where you saw this. How sad for you!

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